I do not generally put up IM conversation logs on here but I thought this was funny and fairly universal.
me: I have an ad that says "WIN A GREEN CARD TODAY!!!"
my brother: nice, you should get one just in case you lose your citizenship here.
me: and how would that happen?
my brother: you know, misplace it, lock it in the car, something like that..Lose it down the sink drain, flush it down the toilet, or maybe even drink it by accident..
And that folks is your ex-pat joke of the day.
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